The Tight Acquaintances: Chaos Quest
After a run-in with The Breaker, cosmic deity of destruction, The Tight Acquaintances’ party finds itself split via an inter-dimensional rift.
Trapped in the Chaos dimension, half the party searches for a way back home through a new, unpredictable, ineffable dimension turned on its head. Meanwhile, the rest of the Acquaintances embark on a quest to return their lost party members to their side. The world around them may be familiar, but the dangers are much greater without the aid of their friends.
Can The Tight Acquaintances thwart the machinations of the Breaker unscathed and reunite? Click each session title to find out…or join us at Dad’s Garage Saturdays at 8 p.m. through September 26!
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Phosstyrs, Pandora, Ennui, Graves, Jasper, and Narcus find themselves far from home in the Chaos Realm. After realizing that every one of their actions have random, sometimes-opposite-but-always-chaotic results, they enter a mysterious mine shaft and split up.
Phosstyrs, Pandora, Ennui, and Narcus find a creepy-looking treasure chest that, incredibly, provides an abundance of whatever they desire every time they open it.
Graves runs into the Draco Lich Marijuanicus the Dragon, who warns him of The Breaker as the two kindle an undeniable sexual tension between them.
Jasper comes across a haggard old man in a prison, begging to be put out of his misery. Jasper instead frees him, causing the old man to reveal himself as The Maker, brother-god of The Breaker.
The Maker de-materializes the entire party only for them to re-materialize, each alone in their own slightly different version of their beloved tavern, The Juggling Rooster. When they peer out the window of the tavern, they see an infinite horizon of Juggling Rooster taverns, each with another version of an Acquaintance peering through the window in an infinite gaze...
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Barbiebarian, Krirg, Skylar, Bright, Bart, and Marianna have no idea that their friends are missing until The Breaker, disguised at first as an old beggar, reveals this truth to them and asks for their assistance in vanquishing his brother, The Maker, before he destroys both their universes in one massive merging of all worlds. Somehow, the party—and especially Krirg—hold back their hatred towards him long enough to agree that helping him is the only way to save their friends.
The Breaker’s request involves a series of fetch quests. The first sends the party to Barbiebarian’s home, the secluded and secret Isle of Snusnu—a place forbidden to all men—where they must retrieve the Spark of the island.
Once there, Barbiebarian and the girls are welcomed by Mother Barbie with open plastic arms, and she explains that their Spark, a relic sacred to their people and the very thing the Acquaintances have come to retrieve, has gone missing.
Meanwhile, Skylar, Bart, and Krirg are imprisoned in the "Penis Hut", but escape after Krirg’s rage towards the gods boils over and he decides he must make a weapon to destroy them—and finding the Spark of the isle of Snusnu is the first thing he needs to make that happen.
The party reunites upon the peak of Mount Double Dees and vanquish the encampment of Ken dolls who have stolen the Spark. After the final Ken, the Alpha Ken, is destroyed, Barbiebarian retrieves the multifaceted pink crystal that is the Spark. But, curiously, it leaves her grasp and sockets itself into the skull of Krirg's mace.
Inside the facet of the crystal, the Acquaintances see the scared faces of their missing friends, and pray that they are safe…
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